It’s National Testicular Cancer Awareness Month.
To commemorate (and promote general wellness), we cordially invite you to come over and drop your drawers so we can help you look for lumps.
If things are a little unruly down there and your bush looks like that overgrown vacant lot on the corner, we can help. Just ring our doorbell and we can trim you up before we look for any lumps in your low-hangers.
We’ll be using our Manscaped Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra, which as luck would have it comes in a Testicular Cancer Society special edition.
We’ve turned to Manscaped as our go-to tallywacker tamer for years now and we eagerly anticipate each new upgrade the company gives its Lawn Mower grooming tool.
Version 5.0 rises above all versions before it, making it the best manhood management system on the market.
In addition to the LED light, which really helps find any hidden hairs, our favorite new feature has to be the travel case.
We always take our Manscaped products on vacation because using the hotel shower to trim means we don’t have to mess with any crotch bunny cleanup ourselves. The travel case protects against breakage of the trim guards (and everything, for that matter) with space for the charger and SkinSafe Foil Blade attachment, too.
Use the SkinSafe Foil Blade, by the way, to smooth out your sack, shave your shaft and groom your groin so it’s ready for its closeup.
We all know by now that trimming things back or shaving them completely can make certain objects appear larger while also preventing your bedroom companions from getting long hairs stuck in their teeth like so much sexy spinach.
To raise funds for the Testicular Cancer Society (TCS), Manscaped has once again created a special TCS edition of the Lawnmower 5.0 Ultra. It’s everything you love about the product with purple, the color associated with awareness ribbons for testicular cancer.
Limited edition purple boxers with a message inside the pouch to “Check your balls” can also be purchased as a bundle with the Lawnmower for $119.99.
So, if you’ve yet to try Manscaped even after all these years of us singing the company’s praises, now’s the time. It’s on sale for $99.99 and you can learn all about the collaboration between Manscaped and TCS here.
All the furry fellas south of your border will thank you.
Manscaped TCS Edition Products
$99.99-$119.99
manscaped.com
